virgoassbitch:

classwarshawty:

y'all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

grawly:

where the fuck am i

bxgdanow:

sinship (like friendship except u sin together)

spaceydreem:

The bee move but every time it’s posted it gets removed on legal grounds

kittencasual:

trapcard:

Zootopia looks wild omg

arkenstone:

*checks character’s wiki for some trivia* “deceased”

mitochondrionion:

jontronshat:

pajama-zam:

jontronshat:

imhangingwhataboutyou:

jontronshat:

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???

birdwithabrokenwyng:

gets an adrenaline rush from contributing to class discussion